DC Scene This Week: Iran's streets flood with protesters, DC's with naked people

Uighers Having Fun

While something like revolution boils in the smoke-filled streets of Tehran (Prez O will be addressing the issue at 5 PM tonight) and the nouvelle administration wrings its hands over health care, we bring you what you probably didn't catch in the Post this past week:

We sadly won't be getting any Uighur next door neighbors, but the Uighurs seem ok with it.

Next up, Dick Cheney takes "bastard" to yet another level (amazing how he can do that even when not in office!), as reported by Politico. In criticizing Obama's "weak on terrorism" stance, it seems that Cheney is suspiciously inviting of another terrorist attack, just to prove he's right.

The Audacity of Nepotism: George Obama (it even sounds weird)–Obama's half bro–has just signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster to publish a book about his life struggles, called Homeland. These struggles are eventually resolved through community organizing, says Gawker. Guess they aren't so different.

And finally, as if the Harley-raring, leather-jacket sporting bikers that flooded the DC streets on Memorial Day weren't enough: this week the naked bikers rolled through town. BYT documents, so you don't have to.